ο γάμος της μαϊμούς – όχι ρε πούστη!

ο γάμος της μαϊμούς: (oh GAM-oss tiss my-MOUSSE)  complete chaos; literally, a “monkey’s wedding”

ο κόσμος το ‘χει τούμπανο κι εσύ κρυφό καμάρι:  (oh cosmos TOH-hee TOOMB-an-oh kee ess-EE cryph-OH kam-ARE-eeit is an open secret

ο μι τζι: (oh me jeeO.M.G.

ο πρωτομυριστής και πρωτοκλάστης!  (oh proto-mir-iss-TISS keh proto-CLASS-tisswhoever smelt it, dealt it!

ό,τι θυμάται χαίρεται: (OTT-ee thimm-AT-eh HER-ett-eh)  incoherently jumping for issue to issue; literally, “he celebrates whatever he remembers”

ό,τι να ‘ναι: (OTT-ee NAH-neh)  a mess, a total chaos

ό,τι πεις: (OTT-ee piss) sure, whatever you sayό,τι του καπνίσει: to suit oneself

ό,τι του φανεί του λωλοστεφανή:   (OTT-ee too fan-EE too lol-of-stephan-EE) are you off your rocker again?

ό,τι…   (OTT-ee…) sure, whatever you say

οέο; (oh-EH-oh?) where the fuck is it? Literally, a cry during football games

οΘντκ: (oth-noo-too-KOO) not even close; literally, “may God make is happen”

οθονιά: (oth-on-YA)  long internet post occupying the entire screen

οθωμανικό: (oth-om-ah-nick-OH) anal sex, Greek style; literally,” Ottoman style”

οικογένεια αγαπιόμαστε: (eek-oh-YENN-ee-ah ah-gap-YOM-ast-eh)  ugly family situation; literally, “we-love-each-other family”

οικογένεια γαμιόμαστε: (eek-oh-YENN-ee-ah gam-YOM-ast-eh)  an ugly family situation; literally, “we-fuck-each-other family”

οικογένεια: (eek-oh-YENN-ee-ah) one’s testicles; literally, “family”

οικοδομικό: (eek-oh-dom-ick-OH)  type of cheap cigarettes, usually smoked by construction workers

οικοναζί: (eek-oh-nah-ZEE)  eco-nazi

οικονομισάριος: (eek-oh-no-miss-ARE-ee-oss)  con-man one who rakes it in

οκέικ: (oh-CAKE) OK; literally, “Oh, cake”

όλα είναι δανεικά! (OLL-ah EE-neh dan-ick-AH) everything is on loan! (i.e. what goes around comes around)

όλα τα λάϊκ!  (OLL-ah tah like) extra cool, best of the best, bitchin’, totally awesome; literally, “worth all likes”

όλα τα λεφτά:  (OLL-ah tah leff-TAH)  extra cool, best of the best, bitchin’, totally awesome; literally, “all the money”

όλα τα σφάζω όλα τα μαχαιρώνω: (OLL-ah tah s’PHAH-zoh OLL-ah tah mah-herr-ON-oh)   jack of all trades

όλα τα ‘χε η Μαριωρή, ο φερετζές τής έλειπε: (OLL-ah TAH-heh ee mar-yor-EE oh pher-ed-JESS tiss EL-ee-peh)   the last thing I need; literally. “Marjorie has everything, but is missing a hijab”

ομιτζί: (oh-me-gee)  OMG

ομυζήθρα!  (oh-me-GEETH-rah)  OMG! Literally, “oh my cheese”

ομορφοβία:  (oh-morph-OBB-ee-ah) beauty-phobia

ονείρωξη: (on-NEAR-ox-ee) any object of desire; literally, “a nocturnal emission”

όξω πούστη απ’ την παράγκα!  (OX-oh POOS-tee ap tin par-AGG-ah) an indignant cry against corrupt people; literally, “get out of the hut, faggot!”

οπισθοβάτης: a gay person; literally, “a rear rider”

οπισθογαμικός: a gay person; literally, “rearogamous”

οπισθογεμής: a gay person; literally, “rear-loading”

οπισθοχαρής: a gay person; literally, “rear-happy”

όποιος έχει τη μύγα μυγιάζεται:   whoever smelt it, dealt it

όποιος καεί με τον χυλό φυσάει και το γιαούρτι:   once bitten, twice shy

οπορτούνα: an opportunist

όργιο (1): a very pleasant eccentric person; literally, an orgy

όργιο (2): something awesome, cool; literally, an orgy

ορθάδικο: a club where everyone stands

ορθολοξία: a parody of the Greek Orthodox religion; literally, “straight-up crookedness”

οριτζιναλιά: original, non-counterfeit

όρσε: an word uttered whilst delivering an indecent hand gesture

όταν εμείς οι Έλληνες…”:   when we Greeks…”, a chauvinistic expression (e.g. “when we Greeks suffered from cholesterol, Germans are plant roots”)

οτινανισμός:  anything goes, chaos, lack of organization

ου να μου χαθείτε:   get outta here, beat it, shame on you

ουάου: wow

ουγκ (1): a dumb person (the sound “ugh!” is associated with primitive man)

ουγκ (2): see ya, laters

ουκρανάιζερ: a tall Ukrainian knock-out; literally, “a Ukraine-izer”

ουναμουχαθείς! (ooh-nah-moo-hath-ISS) why don’t you get lost!

ούρδα: dick cheese, or any disgusting essence resulting from poor genital hygiene

ουρτ: scram

ούτε καν: not even close

ούτε κλαν: not even close

ούτε με ξένο πούτσο: I wouldn’t touch her with a ten foot pole

ούτε με σφαίρες:   hell no,  no way José, not bloody likely; literally, “not even with bullets”

ούτε με χίλιες καπότες: not with a thousand condoms

ούτε να μου κόψει βεντούζες: I wouldn’t touch her with a ten foot pole

ουφάδικο:   a video arcade; literally, a “UFO-place”

ούφο: a dumb person, literally “a UFO”

ΟΦΑ: an acronym for “where the wind blows”

οφθαλμόλουτρο:  eyeing up, ogling, leering; literally, “eye bath”

όφωνο: a microphone

όχι άλλο κάρβουνο:  enough is enough; literally, “no more coal”

όχι ρε πούστη!  no, dammit! Literally, “no, you faggot”

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